I'm pretty sure a lethal anything can at least potentially kill someone or other.

Sounds rather like the Canadian tv show Todd and the Book of Pure Evil (note: this is not a bad thing).

It's not just bonkers. It's one of those films that no matter what you think you're getting yourself into, it's still gonna be weirder than you expect.

Griffin just got married to Sutton Foster a couple of months back so I imagine he's spending a good deal of time these days wondering how he got so lucky. Among other things.

Or you could just, you know, play the song on iTunes or something, but hey, I guess this'd work too.

As far as trailers that are all mood and give nothing away about the film itself goes, the one for The Shining is still the all-time champ.

My favorite PETA campaign was the time they tried to convince the town of Fishkill, NY to change their name to "Fishsave" on the grounds that their old name promoted violence against fish (No, really).

I realize that if AHS is anything to go by, this show will be going for shock value first and "making any goddamn sense at all" sixth or seventh at best, so even wondering about this sort of thing is a mug's game, but even so, are we to assume that Gay Wannabe Pledge Guy was lying there completely still covered in…

Was it, though? I actually wondered the same thing. They were at a mall, so I assumed they were in some kind of atrium, not actually outside, although I couldn't tell for sure.

I'm assuming the only reason you didn't include Gerard Butler on that list was because you'd got him mixed up with one of those other guys and thought you already had.

Um … wow … just … wow …

The disappearing books were a great example of how a small, well-observed detail can really make a special effect: the apple on top of the stack of books dropping down one book at a time as they popped out of existence one by one and then bouncing off onto the floor probably sold the idea just as well if not better…

That's the sort of thing up with which we should not put.

Shouldn't that be "With whom we've all had sex."?

I immediately thought of the Emily-Blunt-shooting-Tom-Cruise-in-the-head montage from Edge of Tomorrow but that works too.

Though I bet Depp's kicking himself for letting a role that would allow him to wear a mustache like that get away.

If I can have made a difference in one person's life, no matter how small, then my many years of posting mostly irrelevant rubbish on the Internet will not have been in vain.

For what it's worth, hedgehog is indeed a traditional Romani dish, although the usual way of preparing it is to wrap it in clay and bake it in the embers of a fire. The clay then hardens into a shell and when it's broken open the spines peel away with it.

Honestly, if the show ditched all the extraneous characters they added last year and just focused on Abbie and Ichabod bickering about the differences between 18th and 21st century America, they could spend entire episodes handing out parking tickets and rounding up stray dogs instead of warding off the Apocalypse and…

Meaning: "Given a slightly less flattering hairstyle and wardrobe than the rest of the cast."