They totally Britta'd it.

Fair point.

I keep meaning to give Rick and Morty another shot. I mean, I like Harmon's stuff in general, but the last time I tried to watch it, I thought the character design and animation was so butt-ugly I gave up after one episode.

Or better yet, greenlight that Beyond Belief adaptation that the Thrilling Adventure Hour gang has apparently been workshopping.

Wait, Ben is Glory?

I'm assuming they just randomly ran into each other at a local CVS: they were both reaching for the same can of Aquanet and the rest was history.

Bourbon with an orange soda chaser (apart from sounding totally nauseating) seems like it would be exactly the sort of thing Jake would order.

Well, not as shocking as your response to it, since of course no one has ever posted a huffy and condescending response to an offhand wisecrack in the entire history of the Internet.

… the general likability of Jake as a character

I think my time in high school left me with as thorough an understanding of high school athletics as I feel I need; however I'm sure you'll be happy to know that in future I'll be avoiding FNL specifically in order to spite you personally rather than out of a general lack of interest in the subject matter.

I haven't seen it yet, though I imagine it would depend on how much time he spends, you know, actually lawyering.

Actually, I hate lawyer shows almost as much as I hate sports, but I also think Better Call Saul Is great.

Yeah, but you really have to see that one episode, though — you know, the one where they almost get off the island, but Gilligan screws it up at the last minute.

I have never seen and will never see Friday Night Lights, although that's not necessarily out of spite toward anyone in particular and just because fuck sports. People have tried to tell me there's more to it than that, but all I have to do is hear the name and, knowing it's about high school football in Texas, I can…

I'd like to see them take a page out of Inglourious Basterds' playbook and end the series with Elizabeth and Philip personally killing Reagan.

Lost Girl's episode titles are so mind-meltingly awful they achieve a weird sort of brilliance. I think after a point the writers must've been playing some kind of "Can you top this?" lousy pun game with each other.

I think it says a lot about the quality of show's writing and acting that in a season rife with kidnappings, assassinations, homebrew dental surgery, corpse disarticulation, and robot abuse, its most riveting scene by far was one of a kid just talking to her parents.

Plus the fact that everyone's actively trying to keep her out of the loop on the Flash's identity when by now it seems like every other character with a speaking role knows it already, so most of the time she's walking into scenes going, "Hey, guys, what's going on?" and being treated like an annoying busybody trying…

For some reason, she seems to have perked up considerably in the last year or so. If I hadn't seen her naThe Last Man on Earth, I'm not sure I would have recognized her

The Harry Reems 'stache alone would take anyone down several notches.