Or, to quote Christopher Hitchens: "Austria's two greatest achievements were convincing the world that Hitler was German and Beethoven was Viennese."

Maybe after wearing a corset her entire life her back muscles have atrophied and she now needs it in order to stand up straight.

Whenever I hear people talking up services like Uber and AirBnB I can't help being reminded of people from my grandparents' generation talking about how during the Depression people used to take in washing or rent out rooms to make ends meet, only they said this to illustrate how shitty and desperate times were back…

Making the Mills Sisters the center of the story — especially after Jenny's been MIA for so long — was a good move. I didn't even mind that much that Ichabod was sidelined for most of the episode. Pity they had to spoil it by having Indiana Poochie tag along in his stead (the writers' insistence on shoehorning…

So, Margo Martindale can go back to The Americans and Beau Bridges can go back to Masters of Sex now, right?

Not to mention high-fiving Zoey and telling her good job on cleaning the glass.

I find that imagining that Cars is actually the sequel to Maximum Overdrive tends to make it somewhat more bearable.

Just like "space."

Given that William M. Marston, who created the character, also invented the polygraph and had an, ahem … interesting … personal life, I'm sure he'd be the last one to object to this aspect being taken a bit further than usual.

I'm pretty sure "lover of stupid slow-motion bullshit" is what Zack Snyder puts down under "occupation" on his income tax form.

I was especially surprised at how effectively creepy Brian Van Holt was as the killer, given I had only seen him previously as the affable goofball from Cougar Town.

The make and model of which Amy knew by sight (and was not impressed by).

Yeah, the Abbie/Katrina scenes were good, as was the scene of Katrina and Ichabod watching the Bachelor knockoff in the teaser, although they both highlighted the fact that most of the time the writers just have no idea what to do with Katrina as a character. As a plot device, sure — I mean, I get that she's supposed…

Wait, Ben is Glory?

If she does the whole show in her Sadie Doyle voice I'll be very very happy.

Ugh. This thing's still on?

Well, yeah, because cats don't give a shit if they wake anyone up.

As long as turning good doesn't require him to dial back the scenery-chewing, I can probably learn to live with it.

I'm guessing he paid off Moroni's goons with the money he got by double-crossing the guys who stuck up the restaurant a couple of episodes back.

Gah. Don't even get me started. I lost all my ID a while ago and getting everything replaced wound up being a several-months-long Kafkaesque nightmare (for instance, you need a Social Security card to get a new state ID, however you can't get a replacement Social Security card without a valid ID). Whenever I hear…