more lazy writing couched in pretentious bullshit.  if you don't get the joke setup, then take 30 seconds to rewatch it to try to see if it's you or them.  at least he admits he barely watches the show.  honesty should count for something.

What a terrible review; it reads like a lesson plan from a Junior College, pouring cliches on top of one another hoping to play to a demographic that won't be watching this show.  We get it.  Todd gets to pick all the shows he reviews while you have to put up with James Spader.  Life's not fair, but you should feel…

It wouldn't suprise me if this essay was multipurposed as an undergrad English paper.  I only hope the author has a decent teacher and it's early in the semester.

This isn't a review, it's a summary of what the author would do if he ran the show and it existed on the Disney channel.  Stick to fan fiction and work on the transitions, but please find someone to act as your editor.

*sniff*