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Maybe she's got the real dirt on him and he keeps her around to keep her quiet.

What's going through your mind during these hookups? Are you relaxed and focused on the sex and enjoying the sexy sensations, or is your mind elsewhere, thinking about other things?

Are you truly unhappy with your wife? Were you unhappy in your marriage and looking for a way out before you met this new woman? If so, then you should probably split up regardless of the new perfect girl.

Do you want a friend that you only exchange messages with once a month?

I believe their analysis requires a little more nuance.

WEW dude, the left is probably better off without chickenshits like you.

Fuck off back to Breitbart, troll.

Yeah, I don't think I can find one of these sandwiches around here, but I was thinking about ordering some egg foo yung and making one of these.

Yeah, it was a pretty great way to start the day… waking up a little bit early, the sex, then heading to work.

>>"I have a lot of garbage, what should I do with it?"

A. I'm pretty sure he was mainly just using the handle of the hammer in his anus.
B. That I'm not sure about. I'm guessing walking around naked is one thing, deliberately putting on a plastic bag + motor oil + clawhammer anal sex show for the neighbors against their will is another matter entirely.
C. Maybe a typo in

Speaking of motor oil and local news:

About 3 hours ago.

>>if you really believe that your partner is cheating

Well, at best they're anarcho-capitalists, which is an oxymoron. Essentially it's neo-feudalism, as each property owner gets to rule their own fiefdom with an iron fist, with minimal interference from a central government (except in rounding up undesirables.)

It's frying the chicken in a pressure fryer.
Not sure why they chose to name it a portmanteau of broiling/roasting, which have nothing to do with pressure frying.

Being respectful of other's beliefs is overrated.
Often their beliefs are worthless garbage, and should be ignored and/or stamped out of existence.

Does Necrobutcher still suck a fat dick?

Abraham Lincoln: Presidential Fuck Machine.

As much as I think he deserves to spend the rest of his life behind bars, I doubt that will happen.