KILLIAN IS LYING TO YOU - in 80s computer fonts.

Miniature flamethrowers! Tiny buzz saws! An actual ice rink powered by double AA batteries!

I'm not going to shoot you between the eyes Matrix, I'm going shoot you between the balls!

Oh hey, and here's something new to chew on because I thought about this at the most inappropriate time in the middle of the night because FreeCell knows better than this.

Yes. For the love of god so many times.

Time to start sending some NAK messages back - maybe if there's enough of them the webserver will automatically rollback the changes.

Dude, are those supposed to be links? Because if so yet something else that's been upgraded! Joy.

If you have a modicum of intelligence apparently so.

Or would run their webserver off it?

I find out my son redesigned AV Club.

They bribed everyone for this redesign Webby and they're damn well going to get it!

OLEDs do.

Jesus, stop acting like your brother B4. No one wants to be reminded of that.

If only I knew how to work Greasemonkey.

They've sure got enough anger going up in here to fully utilise the dark side.

Microsoft is *really* determined to get people to like tiles whether or not they use Windows 8 apparently.

I could read the old site on mobile or the proper website just fine. Really not a problem. Not tried it with this shit yet.

Yes, I fear the change that was when we started making technology for morons.

Seriously. If I pulled this shit on my users they'd scream blue murder at me and I'd be fired. Then again they aren't fucking about with pop culture reviews but trying to get real work done. Not that it doesn't mean it's a bad idea.

Cookie_Monster is determined to make us hate him for some reason.