I'm open to the possibility that I'm a pretentious asshole. But then again, so are the folks at the Onion: http://www.theonion.com/art…

They had this sort of thing for Star Wars earlier. The orchestra would play Star Wars themes & songs while star destroyers were getting blown up on a screen behind them.

How about Walder?

For some reason I find this description immensely depressing. Mostly because I find it so believable…

Isn't that… a diary?

In the Extras they say the scene is modeled after a historical battle between Carthaginians and Romans, wherein the Carthaginian phalanx killed every last man in the encircled Roman army.

True, it's basically the same character as in all his comedies.

I liked Sandler in Punch-Drunk love. Every other attempt at serious drama has been a major disappointment though.

Yeah, it's terrifying enough to be a new parent without these random people lecturing you on child safety. Now my happy 1-year-old can sleep however she pleases.

But did you spend your kid's entire first year being harangued by a variety of mommy bloggers about how that was a terrible idea? Because I sure did. And yeah, as soon as it was OK I just let my daughter sleep on her stomach, and she was much happier and much more reliable sleeper because of it.

Now if this were a parenting blog, the comments would be full of people giving jun shit for letting her baby sleep on her stomach. Back is Best, baby.

Babies' strange proportions really hit home for me when I realized none of these babies would be able to touch their hands above their head. That's weird.

Especially up where the Polygamists live.

It remains one of my favorite movies.

This is a sophistry invented entirely by Canadians who have given up on their home teams ever winning the cup.

Wait, which are these other 3 shows? You can't make a statement like that and then leave us hanging.

and it should be "Laird"

I didn't even know you could do that.

Silicon Valley (the show) is so popular in Silicon Valley (the place) that it's become a case of life imitating art.

She's mid-twenties, whereas her character (by her children's age) must be mid - thirties. So while she's a great actress, she is definitely fitting into the Hollywood stereotype of the lead actress being much younger than the leading man.