Ah heard that!

How is it equality if it's only one gender?

That's Limbo, fir Chrissakes

Anthony Bourdain's gonna be hitting Dunkin' Donuts pretty hard

Go fuck yourself so hard your face falls off

20. Betwixt index finger & thumb

RIP James "Jimmy Mack 'Semi'" McNair

REDRUM

Don't know what this "episode III" is. This is a figment of your imagination.

I think he and those like him have plenty of hardons for the Israelis.

"Moslem" is just a spelling difference - it's just an anglicisation of an arabic word. They don't use our alphabet.

For fuck's sake, you can't even say something racist anymore without somebody calling you a racist

I thought that was referring to some sort of "no true Scotsman" fallacy, until I read this far, and now I wish you would all just gay marry and move into an apartment together.

AV Club was the home of Z0DIAC M0THERFUCKER until everyone became a moist scented flowerbed of freshman genderstudies giant sentient pansies

Blah blah blah.
This is the kind of crap that makes me want drive a hummer.

DEMOCRATS GIVE "AMERICA" AN "F"

WE HAVE TAKEN NOTE, FRIEND. WE HAVE TAKEN DOWN NAMES AND LICENSE PLATE NUMBERS.

I know man, I know, it's official:

That would be the "Total Information Awareness" Panopticon begun under Baby Bush, right? Not disagreeing that Barry's doing it, only that he and Bush are two cheeks of the same ass.

And then you'd have Canada. Et voilà, eh?