I'm cucking you now

I was slut shamed for 6 years because I accidentally sucked Brian Dunkleman's dick thinking it was Chris Hardwick

Stay in your lane Bucko
You made me kill my balloon baby… Look at me. So drunk I'm alliterating like a beatnik

I could've watched an entire episode of Winston trying to say Joe Manganiello's name

"they must think I'm the Hamilton guy I get that a lot"

"can I go back to watching John Wick?"
classic Scharpling

I can't remember if the word fuck was ever used on this show before but it sure was used tonight

bro what's your major malfunction

Pharrell, Carmen Miranda, Slash and me we're in the cool hat club

Rebecca saying she hopes to be "kind of a cross between Beyoncé and Sheryl Sandberg" was perfect

great use of the Wall of Voodoo cover of Ring of Fire

Do you think they're real lesbians?
I don't see why they'd be pretending

it scared the Beetlejuice out of me no one say his name

this is the closest we'll get to the With Special Guest of CBBTV

They made a second Spider-man, what is there left to say?

Young Thug at Sufjan Stevens' broth restaurant, no press

"I'm sure you were as attractive at 13 as you are now" Gamby is really bad at talking to people

the school having a lowkey racist Native American logo which the opposing team destroys in pinata form seems to make sense

Yeah, people! It's not me.

they're eating scary food like mashed potatoes and sugar listening to
scary music and going down the dark pathways of the internet