They're talented guys stamped with "NYC," "Columbia," and "privileged" applied to everything they do. No matter how many excellent records they release, they must happily discuss Graceland at length and in-depth until they all die.

I should pitch a screenplay about the wacky adventures of my most beloved childhood stuffed animal, Ghosty, the original Hallmark ghost. It making a profit somehow seems possible.

Oh, I get it. I get jokes!

In elementary school, I used to get in trouble for sneaking downstairs on Sundays to watch Mr. Bean on PBS ("Fine, you can stay down, but when it's done, you're going to bed."). I've had a soft spot for him and Teddy ever since. Reminiscent thumbs up for that one. The rest… (tugs collar).

He's a good kid. Going to be a big star.

But all the TV commercials say something like "Critics and audiences agree, this is the best assisted suicide romance of the year." D:

I kinda hate myself for the laugh I let out at "I just took a huge dump, 'cause I'm so fat!" Sometimes, no matter how stupid, bathroom humor is all I need.

Confession: I still love The Sims and am proud of it. Except not really proud of it, but at least my Sims have insane skills and loads of money because cheats.

"DELPHINE." That was basically the only word Scott and Felix had to yell to Cosima. I actually became pretty irate and yelled that at my TV while watching it just now. For fuck's sake, OB, don't be so lazy and stupid. Leave that to me.

Don't fret. As @SilentSpy said, he's only in the still photos. (I pressed play on my recording when I saw this review and groaned when I saw him too.)

The mugging scene was so confusing. I initially thought "Why the hell would you do that in front of Paige, Elizabeth?!" Then I argued the pros and cons of murdering him (with myself) but couldn't come to a conclusion. I'd make such a miserable KGB spy. And it was my lifelong dream!

I'm admittedly too easy on shows I love, but honestly, the only episode of Orphan Black that really fell short for me was one that (surprisingly) centered around Cosima. Can't remember for certain but am pretty sure it was this one from late in season two because I remember being disappointed I agreed with the low…

This is a shocking observation, but, as a woman, I find this Ryan Gosling to be extremely attractive, in addition to seeming nice and funny. 10/10, would bang.

"Radiohead." - Jessica Hinch

Seriously, fuck off Dr. Luke. I can't even with dickbags likes you. YOU GOT LUCKY THIS TIME.

Being Tuesday May 17th at 11 p.m., this comment is as relevant now as it ever could have been. Have my recording of this on now in the background as I do important things like toss stale bread out for possums/raccoons and sync my iPod. "Drake's Beef" made me laugh many times out of my mouth. Good job, human writers of…

May God have mercy on us all.

By god, I think you've cracked it!

It's my understanding they try to review TV shows, musicians, etc., against themselves/their genre/whatever — someone smarter can word this far better than I. This is to say, people probably shouldn't take this as Meghan Trainor vs. Radiohead or anything, though maybe my disinterest in Radiohead is clouding my…

OH GOD. I forgot about that and *lit-rally* shuddered. This show really knows how to make me feel slightly queasy.