I was about to post a new comment as I (sort of) re-watch this episode while doing laundry, eating a donut, and "hanging" with my old, sick cat. Accidentally bit my finger hard somehow and thought, "Wow, I really wouldn't last two seconds in a zombie apocalypse." Already knew that, but god, my finger still hurts so…

Him? Really? What, is he funny or something?

I just realized Alicia Witt was Paula. Thought that was the brunette. Talking Dead's in memoriam segment IS good for something!

I know Carol and Maggie feel bad for all their human kills, but goddamn, they’re badass—though Carol did piss me off for not shooting Alicia Witt immediately. At the same time, ALICIA WITT. :’( [Note: Both ladies look smokin’ on Talking Dead.]

Thanks for the giggle, @disqus_14rMjkIlEz:disqus! (*Swish* / Takes one to know one.) This never gets old… right? RIGHT?

DON'T REMIND ME, @winstonbooth:disqus! [Remainder of comment deleted once again due to awkwardness.]

I'm poor and unemployed, but still, A.V. Club, you don't need to keep doing this to yourselves! There's plenty of Taco Bell and lube to go around!

I don't know if I should be admitting this, but I wish Mike was my grandpa. Or dad. He's a murderer, but a murderer with a heart and lots of love for his daughter-in-law and granddaughter. He even showed Nacho some love for no real reason. It always makes me feel a twinge of sadness… [Remainder of comment deleted for…

Pft, of course not! I'm a marshmallow too and embarrassingly emotional over everything, including TV shows, so I felt pretty dumb reading that other guy's comments. (Not being an ass — on Disqus and it doesn't display the full comments.) Probably should've replied to him and not you, eh?

Ants, ant-covered cookies. Either way, his corpse was happy.

At the same time, it WAS a beet and acorn cookie. I know Carol's a miracle worker in the kitchen, but, beets and acorns. Maybe that cookie was best left to the dead. Morgan probably would've talked about how precious all cookie's lives are, anyway.

I feel so inadequate right now. :'(

I actually burst out laughing and yelled "OH COME ON" at that. I thought for sure Heath was a goner. Didn't want any of them to die, though, so I guess I can't really complain.

AMC allows a "fuck" to fly in TWD, Mad Men, BB, etc, so they'll likely allow one to squeak through again this season. Only one, though. Violence is one thing. Can you imagine the riots if a character on an adult TV show says a naughty word over two times per season?

I do too, Sean. I. Do. Too. I'm kind of wondering if they'll take out one of them instead of a "main" main character because they're so darn lovable.

Father Gabriel - "Amen"
Audience - "Awwwwwwwwwwww shit."

Were there two? I was making dinner as I watched it and only caught one. Not that that would've bothered me anyway, but … (I really shouldn't hog any space here when the commenters are so great. Once again I'm sorry, all.)

It just made sense that THAT made sense to both of them.

Dennis mentioned the implications again. Then was thrown in the Jesus Jail. I LOVE THIS SHOW.

By "last week," I meant "last week's episode," but I didn't know THAT much time was supposed to have passed! She held up remarkably well, especially considering all she had to go through to get out there. The zombies in the house must've known she was going to turn soon and decided not to munch on her. I don't know…