I'm such a yuuuuge loser* I'd probably even giggle at this dumbass dickbag if money was on the line because woe is me.

I still haven't watched the latest season of Community because I was all "UGH, an ONLINE SHOW," despite loving it (sans the one season which shall not be mentioned). My laptop's getting old and Internet is becoming increasingly unreliable so my usual thought is, "I'll wait for the DVD."

I clicked on that link and yelled "MARSHALL!" I sure miss Undeclared.

Just finished it, and yeah, I thought this one as well as last week's were at least A-'s in the SNL-grading universe. Though he wasn't utilized as much as Gosling, Hemsworth was clearly enjoying himself just as much and was pretty darn charming. I don't like Rudinksy so I wasn't a fan of the pirate ship bit, but…

I clearly shouldn't be commenting yet as I've only watched the cold open — I went out last night. I do sort of have a life! — but goddamn, I nearly forgot how much I loved the Ferrell/Hammond election skits. I remember watching the strategery/lockbox one in a class the first semester of my freshman year of high school…

Maybe in a future episode he'll sadly mutter "Shaq Fu: A Legend Reborn."

I'm equally amazed I never heard of the damn game*, being a Chicagoan and all. That's probably for the best, though, seeing as I forced my family to spend money on Shaq Fu.

I love them both equally. Except unlike parents choosing between children, I mean this.

As a dork, cat/animal-lover, and Bub-nerd, it bothers me that the Bub album cover is the image header for this article. I mean… at least her owner is actually in the music business and donates a ton of their proceeds to animal charities. That means a lot to me — the loser currently wearing Bub knee-high socks and…

"I used to be with it, but then they changed what 'it' was. Now what I'm with isn't 'it', and what's 'it' seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to you." - Abe Simpson and me, former online music editor for a lame site.

Actually watched the trailer just now and I'm really anticipating this. Gosling's freakin' versatile. Blue Valentine is one of my favorite movies — one of the dozen-ish I actually own (not including my beloved shit movies like Feeders 1 & 2, Invisible Dad, Mac and Me, Silent Night, Deadly Night 1 & 2, etc.) — but it…

Recently watched the 9 p.m. "Vintage" broadcast of the Anne Hathaway/Florence + the Machine episode — one I actually loved, particularly the Wizard of Oz sketch with Fred Armisen as the weathervane cut out of the film — though it made me realize how much I miss Seth Meyers (and Amy, and Tina). Jost could potentially…

Kyle Mooney is a treasure. When they let him and Beck Bennett do their thing, the results are usually pretty damn great.

Once again, I haven't yet read the review or comments, but this was without a doubt my favorite episode in I don't know how long. It may due to the amount of Sailor Jerry's [neat] I consumed combined with my love of ~the Gos~, but most of it just worked for me. His breaking during skits wasn't Fallon-level annoying —…

I promise not to be such a stereotypical teenage fangirl in many more posts (sans the next SNL thread, possibly) but RYAN GOSLING I LOVE YOU PLEASE MARRY ME.

No. Just no.

You mean there's a better way?

Wait, you mean your boobs really don't cause you to stumble and fall on a daily basis? Mine are always getting in the way of every day tasks like walking, reading, thinking, cooking, etc.

Finally watched it and this was definitely my least favorite episode of the season — possibly the series. Yes, that includes the farm and any scene with Andrea and/or Lori. (Confession: I never minded either of them, or the farm story line.)

Don't have cable and am determined to avoid any and all possible spoilers, so I won't be reading the review and comments until some time tomorrow once Prime adds it. That said, a C+ from Handlen and D+ from the users?! That makes me a little nervous. Though I liked last week's and it seemed most didn't so who knows.