Have you ever seen The Aristocrats? Riffing on a borrowed punchline is what us stand up comedians do. In this case, I thought adding 'stinks' after your username would be humorous to highlight how obnoxious it is when you tell people they posted something on the interwebs incorrectly.

Morgan Freeman for Million Dollar Baby instead of Shawshank
Christian Bale for The Fighter instead of American Psycho
Tim Robbins for Mystic River instead of Bull Durham

*beema stinks

stinks

beema

Crowe was the one robbed that year

Morgan Freeman

Agree to disagree on that one

So this is how Fincher lost best director to Hooper

I cringed 30 seconds in when the jewish accountant kid called the sex robot 'hot' and didn't stop cringing the rest of the time

this is the weirdest show i have ever seen in my life. you owe it to yourself to watch the pilot. sex robots, daft punk, richie rich as an adorable little gay boy in a hippopotamus tutu for half the episode, the lowest stakes 3's company conflict of all time, a 12 year old girl whose bones are completely shattered by…

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You heard it here first: The Battle of the Five Armies and Annie will be announced on Friday as surprise Best Picture nominees that weren't revealed at the time for purposes of a ratings boost. I have it good authority from an expert source that Battle of the Five Armies already has Best Picture locked up.

I referred to Blended as a 'red flag' for Sandler, I didn't say it wasn't profitable, or even that it represents a trend. Maybe I should have said yellow flag instead? Regardless, its domestic performance should be troubling to him, he hasn't been in that position since 2000 when 'Little Nicky' opened to $16 million…

The failure of Blended domestically is the red flag. Aside from Little Nicky, every single live action PG-13 Sandler comedy since 'The Waterboy' has grossed above $30 million in its opening weekend and gone on to top $100 million. The most reliable machine for a decade and a half.

I'm surprised Adam Sandler hasn't shown up yet to give us some perspective on this game changing casting decision.

Nerds!!

Yeah but you're a newfangled millennial. In the 80's that shit was still frowned upon.

The 17th century quarrel between the Ancients and the Moderns was well known for its participants voracious twizzler guzzling habits

No I mean literally I can't watch it without getting a seizure like headache from how quickly it jumps around narratively wise. Attention span wise it was ideal when I was a kid, but I just can't handle it anymore.