Why didn't they call this Now You Don't!

De Niron has gotten better looking and healthier in the last couple of years. Maybe it was that boxing movie with Stallone. He looked positively dapper in the Intern. Pacino looks like my Grandma. I don't think he could take a punch.

It's actually Eric Roberts, who is appearing in approximately 2 films a week at this point.

That's… not such a common fact it's absence is notable.

Best episode of the season. Jonah's uncle was great and the back and forth between everyone was stellar, way more natural than its felt most of this year.

You're mother is a notorious liar.

They should probably go the other direction and make Bond suaver, more light hearted and slightly less brutally capable. Thor's brother sounds like a pretty good possibility, actually.

It's so tiring being wealthy.

Wait, I finally have a shot!

Thanks auto correct. I'm going to start using bignorant.

He also made the bignorant mistake ofor getting kind of fat.

He's probably crying into a ton of poon (or peen, if that floats his boat).

I straight up had a Russian seller tell me once "Oil is buried in ground, it probably leaks, don't tell anyone." Now, I would have had to report that anyway, but I was the buyer'signed agent, not his. So doubly brilliant.

On its face, the sparky short haired one. But secretly, it's the third brother who is shorter and less handsome than the other 2.

I know but it was a small school and, more or less, I'd known most of the other kids in my grade since Elementary school. I don't want to brag but I have what they call, Gay Sonar.

They had way more romantic chemistry in Age of Ulltron

I still live in the town I went to school in and, while I wasn't really tuned into anything there, it seemed like their were only a few gay kids at my pretty liberal school. I'd swear that just about 30% of the teenagers are now gay. Half of the girls look like Marines.

The vast majority of successful businesses started out as kind of a bad idea. Of course, so do the vast majority of failed businesses. Basically, to go into business for yourself, you have to be a bit of a bad thinking guy. And I'm one of them.

There was one pretty egregious place where the ladies' nearly unclad butts were at bar level because of risers. I'm pretty sure he gave them slightly classier, slightly less revealing uniforms.
the episodes at a strip club was absurd. They made it look like the place had just 3 strippers.

I felt like we were all humorist a special needs person.