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    That was a glorious trailer. Cruddy movie but glorious trailer. It's funny, that film had great acting, great directing, a great setting, great cinematography, even good writing etc. but it just couldn't get over it's shitty story.

    Filmmakers! Trying to turn a profit! Well I never Sir! I NEVER!
    Why don't you dry your tears with one of the thousand dollar bills you've probably got in your couch cushion.
    Fuck Steve Jobs, and his smelly sweaters.

    Race aside, isn't he a little too old for the part? He's 5 years younger than Craig. By the time he'd get around to taking over, he'd probably be older than Craig is now.

    Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

    Right there with you. After the mediocrity of season 3 I thought 4 was a breath of fresh air.

    I don't understand why aren't still shooting rebels. The old ways are the best ways.

    "Give me the Anne Heche".
    "It's been discontinued".

    My men only barber just shows hard core gay porn.

    Well, what the fuck did the public do to earn it either? The public is a bunch of fucks. Keep that shit and buy yourself an extra latte every now and then. The public isn't going to do shit to help you when you're lying in the gutter.

    When he was actually speaking German it was straight up the best acting of his career.

    "Real-tor" but it probably sounds more like Real-ter. And then Raylan shoots me casually.

    I'm A Realtor , so after 80 hours a week of real estate, siting down to watch house Hunter is, I imagine, how a proctologist fees watching anal porn. Which is to say, thrilling.

    On Saturday we went to Mass MOCHA (or whatever) and saw Neutral Milk Hotel play. Jeff was staying at our hotel and we rode the elevator down with him the next day, exchanging pleasantries. My girlfriend will regret for the rest of her life that she didn't tell him she loved him.

    Could Stewart really be earning anywhere near that? I would have thought 3-5 million a year.

    Ahem, that was not the main character, that was Lindsay from Angel. And that's about the time in the show that he uses a gun. The rest of the time he just beats people up like 5 Jet Li's.

    You could say some people are starting to think she's the bee's knees.

    I've met him and while he looks a little like Ray I wouldn't say it's an exact match.

    Dude got shot down more times than a Brony on Match.com

    The twist is that it's actually a medium sized town!

    Oh my God Idioismist and Jeez! What's the
    matter with you? Now don't you two see that you're in love with each other? I mean, why can't you face that already? You're running around out there looking for something that's not even there, when everything that you dream of is right