Oh, Wow. Didn't even realize. Like I said… There's not a very Deep Bench. (And I don't really watch SHIELD, either. I thought that was a character invented for the show.)

…Wasn't there a black Deathlok? I'm genuinely trying to think of who he could play and it's not a very deep bench.

True Detective 2: Existential Boogaloo.

Hey! He was okay in The Internship… And Couples Retreat…. And Fred Claus… And those sure as shit must've been Dramas because there isn't an ounce of comedy amongst them.

Screw the haters. Man, I am psyched for this.

Fun Fact!

Yeah. Boy, I really did not like that film. The whole fucking montage near the end set to the song that gives the film it's title… and, I don't even know. Sigh.

They locked up a man
Who wanted to rule the world
The fools
They locked up the wrong man.

I suppose someone must actually be watching 4th & Loud, but fuck if I can imagine who…

It looks like the photo above is of him just learning this news.

(It's kind of cool that the front page right now incidentally has a picture of The Proclaimers beside Marshall.)

You wouldn't have even changed the whole, drawn-out Marshall has 'wacky' hijincks with a random black lady sub-plot?

Squagels!

I feel the same way about Vince Vaughn, who was also rumored… I wonder if that's still a possibility, assuming it ever was, or if that was a different direction for the role Farrell has taken?

They Came Together was 'meh'-enjoyable - though I'm always hopeful, David Wain & cohorts can't ever seem to reach the heights of Wet Hot (which aren't really THAT high) - but do you genuinely not understand that came is the past tense of come, which is a transitive(?) verb, meaning to approach, and that there is…

Wait. Let it Be is technically a documentary about The Beatles making - what became - the soundtrack to Let it Be, right?

Why even fucking cast Idris Elba if you don't have something worthwhile for him to sink his teeth into? See Also: Thor.

This cannot be 'one of those things.' This, please, cannot be that.

This weekend I saw Joe, which I think might be Nick Cage's best performance ever, or at least outside of Wild at Heart. I also saw Only Lovers Let Alive, which was sucked me right into it's tone moreso than any film I've seen in a while… Both were terrific.

¿Qué?