Die Hard, and Willis's performance, really did seem to be about putting a character through all of the absurd paces of the era's best-known action movie characters while making it look like they hurt like hell.

You have to take it with a grain of salt. Is it one of the best episodes of TV I've ever seen? Not even close. Is it better than most of the episodes of superhero shows on TV right now? Yes.

You'd be believable if you didn't pop up in every article you can find just for the purpose of feigning offense to similar statements. Get over it.

I don't like the way most of the characters were written before Gene was gently nudged away from a position of influence, but I always wondered about the exact origin of Zack's extremely specific death wish for Tasha Yar, which comes up time and time again in these articles. Crosby despised the angle taken on her…

Some friends of mine are doing it.

This project jumped on the grenade of David Lynch's Revenge of the Jedi, and for that, it has my eternal gratitude.

I felt I had a pretty good idea from the trailers of what Crimson Peak would be like and what its inspirations would be.

Orange Julius

Wouldn't it be the other way around, though, given when the two series started?

You know, I'd have believed the same thing except apparently Hormel had to purchase a bunch of videos and articles about it and run them here. Which suggests they are hard up as hell.

The label matches this guy's future!

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And yet: we have your comment, a sane, unprompted statement of your preference.

How can I prevent my son from becoming like this bacon man? Is it a potty training thing?

Excellent positive publicity for Trump among his potential voters.

But this is a story about Halloween costumes.

I'm your boyfriend now, Nancy!

Sure you have, because they became ISIS the next day and took their U.S.-manufactured arms and ammunition with them.

You have it a little backwards but you're close.

You do realize Vice News is a mouthpiece for the U.S. and U.K. governments with zero journalistic credibility or integrity, right?