At least no one can whine about this guy getting raked over the coals in response. Most of these don't even qualify as jokes and they'd reflect poorly on this guy in any era or society in human history.

Owen Wilson, a class act. Here's reminding everyone to see Starsky & Hutch if they haven't yet. (Also, comment folks, maybe just mention a movie you like instead of phrasing it as a whine? Because then I'll want to see it?)

What a compelling argument…

Preach.

I found it tedious beyond imagination. I felt like it was trying to congratulate me for knowing what it was about, which is also how most of the new Cosmos comes across to me.

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That's fine, though, right? The White House knows the parts it wants to bomb and so we're all taken care of and don't have to worry our pretty little heads. What a relief!

I know the part you're talking about, and I agree.

The second one has one of my favorite musical scores of any horror movie.

If you do watch Ginger Snaps, I'll be the lone vote for Ginger Snaps 2, for one and only one reason: the electronic noise score. Literally hair-raising. Don't expect much else, but it's interesting.

I love the Flops series. I'm so into it, it's like my favorite thing on A.V. Club and has been since it started. Well, that's my story.

If you say so, I guess. I don't think that's true.

A corporate TV show about an anti-corporate "hacker" who suffers from mental health issues? I foresee this show treating the character with utmost sympathy, while implying the utmost contempt for the politics involved, if they're even discussed.

A lot of people in the comments don't understand that when this sort of person sees a man with a notebook at a concert, they assume he's a reporter. Assuming he's a sketch artist would be like assuming he's the Queen of England to them, and frankly, it doesn't make a damn lick of sense in any case unless your mind is…

Your comment would make sense if we lived in a world where each event was free of context. Sadly, no.

Life is hard, thus all is just? What lazy reasoning.

Which young minority are you?

You sound like you complain a lot yourself.

Stand-up comedy's even worse because a lot of the people around the edges are convinced that they'll ruin someone's mojo by asking them to act mature.

Seven Soldiers is the best script he ever wrote.