Calm the fuck down you fucking nerds

Finally, a version of the game where you can't gain the upper hand by asking if the person is black.

Are you a geek? Are you going to stage a geek uprising? Hey, everybody, this guy's going to stage a geek uprising!

Well, they do look like Cure fans.

It's pretty, pretty good.

People are in the comments arguing over whether she knows facts about black-and-white comedy pie fights? Guys, and I do mean guys, I love that shit, I'm that Duck Soup motherfucker, and we all know they're all smart people behind it, but your life must be the pits if you expect people to know trivia about…

Everything else aside, I was watching the episode of The Simpsons pictured above, went back and watched Season 17 from the beginning, and it's good? Weird.

Especially since most of your story is about you and how you know a celebrity.

Then Peter Jackson's King Kong happened and he was demoted to "film actor".

Haha what this show still is? Give me a break Milky Way Galaxy.

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This place has always been that way.

I tend to look at people a certain way if we get on the topic of this show and they talk about the topic of "where Springfield 'really' is" for more than a few cheerful seconds. The look is the one I think I would give if the person told me to remove my skull and await cranial marriage to an extraterrestrial. Do they…

It could be some sort of magical radio wave.

That's messed up.

Discussing these seasons of of The Simpsons always reassures me that I'm not the curmudgeon people often accuse me of being on here. I find little fault with most of this particular season's episodes, and can see little of the supposed inconsistency with earlier versions of the characters that other viewers claim to…

This dickhead. What a fuckin whiner. Hey, I got a rumor for you, @James Woods as it were, you're a middling actor whose politics are an affectation to mask a quick decline into obscurity, but you don't have the name power to sustain them so you're never getting that TV show you want.

It had great images. But giving the monsters backstories as average slobs was for the birds. For what it's worth, I saw Alien³ at the age of 10 and that's my secret shame. I love that movie.

I thought giving him an origin sucked. And if they were going to give him an origin, it was pretty weak to give him one that implied that he had been an eternal lord of pain and pleasure for, like, the normal duration of a human career. Like he started demonizing in the meat packing district and built up a little…