My guess is that the majority of that money is going toward the property itself.

Now THAT'S a show I would watch!

The version of Santa Claus that he uses in the trailer was created by Coca Cola.

Make it 7:30 so I can still watch Jeopardy and you've a deal.

It was a comic book first. A very good comic book.

Why does it always have to be "this is better than _______"?

Most confusing line ever written: "What killed the dinosaurs? THE ICE AGE!!!!"

There won't be snow in Africa this Christmastime

"Where are the cameras?" always gets me.

Social rules? I suppose that explains why you're spending so much time being so pissed off about someone posting a link in a comments section. Instead of donating, I ask that you aim this anger you have about such a petty issue toward something more constructive.

Sorry to break your internet rules.

I'll go ahead and add "bitter" to "jerk".

Hilarious! (fart noise)

Ouch. An anonymous person has their panties in a bunch over an internet post. Sorry to bother you, jerk.

Sorry for the bomb but I'm trying to get the word out there. Please stop by my fundraising page for a documentary I want to make on a little-known, fierce rivalry between two real-life quidditch teams in Boston! If you can spare a couple bucks, it would be REALLY appreciated!

"My big fat cock?"

The length is perfect. Any more would've been overkill.

Yes. It does. One bit actually made me fall out of my chair from laughing.

Boooooo!

So strange… The thought of John Carter actually popped into my head as well!