*Thunderous Applause*

I got the reference to Brandon Routh being Superman, but it would be absolutely amazing if Kara's Earth 1 counterpart is *actually* Ray's cousin but he never noticed because of the glasses disguise.

I really hope Trey & Matt tell us how this season would've gone if Clinton had won. I NEED to know now.

^ This guy gets it.

Because his mom is present. 29 States allow underage drinking on non-alcohol-selling property with parental consent/presence.
http://drinkingage.procon.o…

The zeitgeist tape :)

Because they're contractually obligated to. It's in the Survivor Rule Book. http://survivor.wikia.com/w…

Ah, but that's where you're wrong! Pizza alle Vongole is pretty common in Italy ;)

OHMYGOD I HATE YOU!

Survivor contestants have to follow both US and local laws. So no drinking under 21 and no knowingly providing alcohol to a minor.

You guys, Jay isn't here to fluff Will, ok?

Dude. Probst was MILKING those loved one chats. I think I told him to shut up at least 5 times. That scene was almost as painfully long as the stupid Rights of Passage (may they burn in hell).

He was like an internet comment section come to life.

Like, that's Survivor Rule 1. You don't acknowledge your power, and you never, ever, under any circumstances feel good about how things are going.

Yeah, but Survivor players are required to follow all US laws in addition to local laws. And since this is prime time TV, they can't show someone <21 drinking, and if the show provides the alcohol they could be charged with corruption of a minor.

But was still the right play.

This is actually a brilliant jury question for anyone other than Will.

Same. I thought they must've been holding them at some kind of underground base or volcano lair or something to subvert expectations. Because there is no way that anyone sees people getting sucked up in a tractor beam and doesn't think, "outerfuckingspace".

Not necessarily… the only part of the text that changed (that we could see) was the byline. The rest was the same.

My thoughts exactly.