No, thankfully I didn't break anything. I landed hip first and then ribs, but only ended up bruising both. That bruising and the extensive soft tissue damage alone kept me in the hospital for a few days, not able to walk (or even sit in chairs) for a couple months, and it's still hard to sit in chairs for a long…

On the Riverrun front - Brianne made a point of saying that she needed to send a raven to Sansa telling her that she'd failed. I'm guessing that's how she found out.

LOL they might as well have named her Zune XD

I was thrown from a horse at full speed, much like Jon Snow was this episode. I couldn't walk for months, and a year later I'm still healing. Ain't no motherfucking way he's getting up and fighting that battle. This is a show with dragons, ice zombies, and tree people, but that shit I don't believe for a single…

I was thrown from a horse at full speed, much like Jon Snow was in this episode. I couldn't walk for months, and a year later I'm still healing. Ain't no motherfucking way he's getting up and fighting that battle. This is a show with dragons, ice zombies, and tree people, but that shit I don't believe for a single…

Because pomegranate and blood orange juices are liquids that you can't smear on walls that way? Blood orange juice has the consistency of regular orange juice, and pomegranate juice, while it stains like a bitch, isn't thick enough or red enough to be mistaken for blood by any stretch of the imagination.

Watch him on Vicious. It's crazy.

I hated him like he was fucking real.

That scene will now forever play in my head with a Mario Bros coin sound effect punctuating each stab delivered.

Jon & Davos didn't want to wait because (say it with me) winter is coming, and they didn't want to end up like Stannis and his army.

That was the first thing I said when they unfurled the banners. And then the floodgates opened.

Thank you. Thank you for this hilarious mental picture of Jon Snow going Super Saiyan.

If R. Lee Ermey's Mail Call has taught me anything about medieval archery, it's that you fire one arrow up, and one arrow straight on. One up, one straight. One up, one straight.

Dany: Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, the First of Her Name
Doctor: The Doctor
Dany: Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men
Doctor: Time Lord Victorious
Dany: The Unburnt
Doctor: The Oncoming Storm
Dany: Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea
Doctor: The Great Scourge
Dany: Queen of Meereen
Doctor: The Stranger
Dany:…

Two things:
1. Despite the predictability of BastardBowl, I have never, ever, ever in my life cheered at my TV screen so loudly and often. From the scene in Meereen with the masters straight through to Sansa's smile at the end of the final scene, I whooped, cheered, hollered, and fistpumped my way through that episode,…

🎶 I knew you were trouble when you creepily floated in… so shame on me now 🎶

This show's visuals have been absolutely stunning since the beginning, but I have to say that I especially LOVE the contrast between how the scenes in London and the American Southwest are dressed, lit, shot, edited, etc. London is grey, black, blue, and dark (even in daytime) while the US SW is bright, colourful, and…

After Renfield went all creepy and said he'd be right as rain, I had this mental picture of her pressing the record button and saying, "Note to self: hire new receptionist." 😄

Proteus 😭

Sad Piglet was golden. Which symbolises… well, you know the rest.