Do they have a vegan option? Perhaps on 8-track?

The article made me look up, in a few interviews recently hes said he'd like to do it and they are working on it. Feig was apparently a big fan of the first Crank and thats whats let him to be cast in Spy. I'd guess financing issues, Ghost Rider 2 bombed.

A sequel to the original would be fantastic, I'd love to watch the continuing adventures of Jack Burton and Wang Chi. Heck, I'd setting for another good John Carpenter movie.

Mr. Burton, if you have an influence over your youthful friend, you
better exert it now. Otherwise, I will have you both brought out to the
hell where this remake happens it's that simple, understand?

What's your opinion on something really controversial like the hottest member of One Direction?

He's conveniently forgotten about the right to arm bears.

Try listening to them sober

I can tell you he won't be covering Robot Rock any more

I was trying to think of a shitty metal band and they are sadly the only group I could think of thanks to the poster here.

That white shirt stained with blood looks like something an Avenged Sevenfold fan would wear.

Needs at-least one shot of him sitting down. He apparently did that because of a bad back.

Did he learn nothing from Pootie Tang

Romeo and/or Juliet

That's the scene that came to mind too, found it on youtube.

*Futurama quote regarding neutrals*

If only his attorney's last name was Bell

I enjoyed the various really bad The Beatles (of decapitations) puns

He surprisingly attractive as a woman.

I thought that was Sam Elliott but I missed the credits and it wasn't listed on IMDB.

Hey it beats Vox