"If I was a glass of water I think I'd prematurely evaporate!"

I relish pun threads like these.

Watched Kieślowski's Red and White (my library doesn't have Blue). I was floored by how funny White was, though it's male fantasy ending left me a little cold. Red was great but I may need to watch it again because I confused Valentine's boyfriend with the black dog owner and that pretty much screwed up the movie's…

I thought this was a remake of Marty, the 1955 Oscar winner starring Ernest Borgnine.

The Canon podcast covered S,L, and V this week.

I'm going to sing a song about metal being drawn out into a thin wire:
"Because it's DUCTILE (woo-ooh)"

PJ Harvey sounds like a turn-of-the-century baseball catcher.

Ay dios mio!

Alvin and the Chipmunks 5: Bulletproof Munk

To maximize box office revenue, it will most likely be rated PG-ThARRRRRRRteen.

This webcomic definitely had a huge influence on me as a freshman in college. It opened my eyes to some shitty behavior that I didn't realize was shitty at the time. http://imgur.com/gallery/RmAjE

I think this was true of Zoey 101 as well.

Yeah, she was the "good girl" of the show and the amount of things that happened to her is just incredible.

That is one old dog

Not Miles Teller, oh please god no

I'm not going to read I'll these! I think I'll just skim it.

I recommend Peanut Butter Twix, my local gas station has a 2 for $3 special.

Eight Below is the only movie I've seen in a theater that received a standing ovation.

I watched Ridiculous 6 and my friends and I shat on it the whole time, but I thought it was better than The Cobbler, Pixels, Jack and Jill, and Grown Ups 2 , which isn't saying much but it did get a few genuine chuckles out of me.

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Can't wait for this!