Not so much about narrative as it is about the series's narrative.

He was Ethan Edwards and Tom Doniphon, I'll give him those.

If Sucrose doesn't give Yellow Diamond a badass villain song, she doesn't really know what she's got at her fingertips.

Really good fanart, to be fair.

Wall Street Journal?

That wasn't Sinbad?

I mean, it definitely doesn't, but you're not obligated to like it.

Let's see Sugar bring the man out of retirement for a musical two-parter. I look forward to hearing Peridot's pithy, intricately rhymed observations on human life.

Can we just appreciate that it's now confirmed that at least one superhero is an AV Club regular?

It might at least replace "Return of the Jedi."

Has he been exposed to the prequels' low quality yet?

You so rarely see anyone go with the word "poesy" these days.

I'll say it again: James Cameron has yet to make a bad movie, and history will vindicate me!

Don't they all?

Do you mean "suspiciously breathless"?

It's prohibitively expensive on Amazon, sadly.

How dare you, sir.

That sounds like something we need a link to.

Let us never forget that Taylor Schilling was the "heroine" in Part I of the Atlas Shrugged movie. She's got that cutthroat capitalism in her blood.

"pretty stark"