Well, that's a little harsh. Teddy's a good guy, and a hilarious side-character. One of his best moments was when Bob came back from "Cake" and wanted someone to 'cake' with. He was crying when Bob was slapping his hands. His other great moment was when Bob said he'd literally eat anything… Bob gave him something and…

Wow, what a dick review, Zack.
This was a pretty damn good episode. It had everything you want. Deaths of some established characters… Carl FINALLY getting his eye shot out, which shoulda happened a long time ago (at least according to the comics), and Negan's boys getting blown to bits. It was action from beginning…

I never knew Gene could be seen in a third dimension, yet I couldn't help but to feel just a little sad for him. He actually like-liked another human being (not a puppet manatee or toilet). Was kind of sad that Courtney chose announcements over like-liked.

It wasn't a raunchy boob-fest. It was more scares, violence, & f-bombs.

WTF, dude. Are you the fuckin' grammar cop?
Isn't this site supposed to be the no-asshole-posts-allowed?

Yes… keyword was "rarely" so it was no exception… in other words, it lived up to its expectations.

I don't think it's a matter of Kleenex. It's more of a makeshift condom so you don't have to control where you blow your wad…
Myself, never tried. Always thought that it would cause too much chafing.

I really did not like that show. I could never get into it.

No, that wasn't Porky's 2, that was Meatballs II.
It's also where Paul Rubens had a special appearance as the bus driver, and I learned the "One's for you & the other's for the horse you rode in on".

Meatballs I used to think was really raunchy… before I actually saw it. Then when I did, it wound up being a lot more warm-n-fuzzy (Bill Murray made it). The 2nd one was completely weird with the alien. The third & fourth were just turds.

I used to think Porky's was about people porking each other… not about (or after) a strip club named Porky's after the owner.

Umm… because he saw Weekend at Bernie's (July 5, 1989) BEFORE seeing Porky's (March 19, 1982). So maybe in the Goldberg universe, Stripes wasn't released yet.

True… but something missing from today's "raunchy" movies. They're not the 'teenage' romp & sex movies. American Pie barely touched it, and others are more stoner movies. Something truly good about those cheesy R-rated comedies of the 80's.

Good & bad with this episode.
Bad is that it's the cliche episode Black-ish has been going on whereas Dre assumes just about everything has some kind of racial meaning behind it.
Good is just about everything else in this episode.

That was funny. The joke completely flew over my fiance's head, but just about every guy understood the joke.

Sophia is quite hot when she's trying smack some balls around.

Hmm… maybe I'm confusing it with Modern Family Alex's 2hr trip to college?

I saw Porky's again for the first time some 10+ years ago, and didn't seem nearly as raunchy as I had expected. The 80's had a ton of these movies, though. From Meatballs, Zapped, Hollywood Hot Tubs, & Revenge of the Nerds to Porky's.

The Middle rarely fails to disappoint me, and this is no exception. Characters seem to be evolving… very slightly. Axl actually cares about his little 10hr-a-week internship. Sue still has a good friend even though she's "poor". Brick might be actually holding onto a couple friends & do actual friend things (like…

But wasn't Labyrinth a PG movie?