He's twenty. I'm single now, so occasionally I sleep with guys his age (slightly older, I'm not a cretin, I draw the line at the drinking age).

I have a huge crush on Alison Brie. She's one of the few girls I would marry and pretend to be straight for. We'd still own poodles and go antiquing, so I guess there would be some compromise.

Post Popcorntime what do you recommend?