I Will Continue To Play Fastball's "The Way" On This Theremin Twenty-Four-Seven And Only God Can Stop Me

just like when paul ryan tweeted about harambe, a canadian police department making a "nickelback is actually, bad," joke assures everyone that yes this opinion/joke is as old as "die hard is my favorite christmas movie"

i had a girlfriend who, as late as 2008, thought near the end of smashing pumpkins' "tonight tonight," billy corgan was not saying "the indescribable moments of your life," but actually "scratch my balls, moments of your life."

should they be

i think big picture i find them pretty even. i find big boi's stuff more hit and miss but the big boi songs i like, i like way more than anything andre did.

i guess when you get so hyped about something only for it to leave you extremely red and naked and crying in the streets you just have to keep the emotions about it rolling in a new direction, huh

maybe that person was like that friend everyone had in middle school who was the first to "discover" the beatles/led zeppelin and would not shut the fuck up about the beatles/led zeppelin. except now it's courtney love and, uhhhh, ICP.

I loved it, but I also know plenty of people who couldn't bear the sadness in tig's "live" set, and probably wouldn't be able to bear this show, so that might be a good predictor for you.

last november i almost died, lost my dream job because of it, went through six months of physical therapy, which was punctuated by my dad's death the same day i finished rehab. i am still out of work, my partner is carrying the load emotionally and financially for two people, i am staring at a timer counting down to…

oh man. i mentioned in the article about amnesia that the only moment i can remember being too tense/scared to keep playing was after a couple hours of the last of us, but i completely forgot about regenerators in RE4. the game was so fun up to that point and was the first survival horror game i played for more than…

in america you can be fired for any reason that's not protected in every state but montana, because every state but montana is at-will. you can be fired for wearing jeans, liking the eagles or allegations of domestic violence.

i have not watched a football game this weekend but i do read this column because of things like the safety dance video which is the loveliest video, in the world

few games have actually scared me, but I did have to stop playing the last of us because each little arena of monsters was so tense for me (and my partner who was watching me play) that I just felt physically and mentally exhausted after getting through it and didn't want to play anymore. honestly, the only other time…

up to 25 of the 33 teams in the nfl have never won a super bowl

(extremely rob zombie voice) yeah

jared leto's reign did not last very long

i have offered a lot of people ten thousand dollars (via paypal [before taxes]) many times in the last two weeks

are you saying that fans got mad at alaska, because the editing was such that alaska was supposed to be the one people were rooting for, and when they rebelled against that alaska actually became the villain? i agree that katya was the most sympathetic queen and the one i was rooting for with my heart (with my head,…

i wish i could touch his name

the game of football is up to 5000 years old