AV Club! Start a contest for the young'uns!

And then he cuts the pear with his Ginsu force powers!

And then he cuts the pear with his Ginsu force powers!

You forgot "Cinema Paradiso"! An excellent film ruined by an unnecessary extension of length.

You forgot "Cinema Paradiso"! An excellent film ruined by an unnecessary extension of length.

I think the ultimate prize of film which would have been much greater had the studio not tampered with it goes to Erich von Stroheim's "Greed."

I think the ultimate prize of film which would have been much greater had the studio not tampered with it goes to Erich von Stroheim's "Greed."

I really don't understand why you insist on trying to change the behavior of others to conform with your world-view.

I really don't understand why you insist on trying to change the behavior of others to conform with your world-view.

This is exactly like what Chuck Klosterman talks about in one of his essays about people who complain against anti-intellectualism. Now I'm not usually one to perpetuate negativity on the internet, but I feel the need to step in here. In his essay, Klosterman talks about how those who complain about American…

This is exactly like what Chuck Klosterman talks about in one of his essays about people who complain against anti-intellectualism. Now I'm not usually one to perpetuate negativity on the internet, but I feel the need to step in here. In his essay, Klosterman talks about how those who complain about American…