I mean, it's not like he really has to try very hard. I miss when high-profile journalists were willing & able to do their best "rottweiler with a chew toy" impression.

Has anybody confronted him about this on camera? Cuz I'd love (i.e. hate) to watch the inevitable bullshit logic used to justify himself.

Is said hitman's code-name Dead Meat?

Oh thank god. I saw the phrase "blended burger" and thought it meant making a hamburger (with bun, patty, toppings, etc) and then throwing the whole thing in a blender, like a meaty milkshake. And I wouldn't put it past our fine burger chains to unleash such a monstrosity.

No, they'll still be alive, but Pitt's involvement on the sequel will be reduced to Executive Producer, and they'll recast his character with Edward Norton.

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I just realized, I don't think I saw anybody mention Eye of the Tiger?

I'd say Filter got two - "Hey Man Nice Shot" and "Take A Picture" seem like they were pretty equally popular…

"Aww, Transformers sucks! Let's make Hungry Hungry Hippos!"

I'm beginning to think we have The Other Guy to thank for Bill Cosby…

Good luck. You know they'll preemptively hire a whole squad of security goons for exactly this reason, right? (Unless they're as stupid as they are evil.)

Stew is awesome. Stew don't deserve that.

No, I meant what I said.

Yeah, for sure … either the details weren't hashed out at the start, or they were but one side later said "hell with it" and did what they wanted anyway.

Pretty sure "It's Getting Harder And Harder" will be the official name of these 'seminars.'

And I thought I despised this motherfucker BEFORE reading this.
It's kind of amazing how intensely he's managed to sink to a whole other… level? more like skyscraper… of rank monstrousness.
I don't think I'd be able to be remotely objective about anything regarding "justice" for this tool any longer. Bill Cosby can go…

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I don't think it's got anything to do with hindsight. Granted, this is just a whole lot of showbiz rumors and such, but everything we're hearing about this mess suggests that someone seriously dropped the ball on getting all the players on the same page BEFORE months of filming passed.

In that case, I dunno, maybe don't bring in a directing duo who like to do a lot of on-the-day ad libbing?