*resists urge to joke about a hail of bullets*

At least spray him down with a hose now and then; turtles gotta stay hydrated somehow!

It'd be a lot cooler if they all had joints.

After watching the sad display above, I'm starting to think the harshest punishment Cosby can receive is a life sentence in solitary confinement.

C'mon, just say it. Drop the typographical games and tell us how you feel about "THE JEWS."

I'm pretty sure wrecking your body for those sweet Likes and Follows could classify as a legit mental disorder as well, just further down the hall.

But not until they're married!

Also that John McClane *wasn't* raised in some indeterminate Central American country.

wtf is Kinja lol

He's a white celebrity (well, "celebrity"); let's not get ahead of ourselves.

How's that HER problem? We're the ones who can't turn away from a car crash.

In shock? PTSD? Massive hangover?

Still don't understand how nobody noticed that Filch sounds like he's doing UNSPEAKABLE things to the kids (or has such thoughts on the brain at least) in Lego Harry Potter.

Just like older people!

Would love to know the split between people outraged cuz they realize that once you get past the Spaceballs references, of course he's poking fun at Donny vs. people outraged because once they see the right buzzwords, all reading comprehension goes out the window.

*Evan Peters hammily disagrees*

I'm guessing either Fox rejiggered / condensed some of the characters involved, or this is a bit of misdirection aimed at unfamiliar audiences.

Or like when he stabbed the Alien Bounty Hunter in the back of the neck in "Herrenvolk," and it didn't do jack-shit.

because FREEDOM, duh

frothing baby throwers?