Or hell, even any pre-Sgt Pepper's Beatles songs.

Unless you're a pornstar.

"How come there's no *Danzig* History Month, huh?"

But will you do it live?

Right, because this film EVER had a chance of being rated R.

"Crackling?" "Searing?" "Marrow?"

God bless you.

"We ain't the ones been fuckin' Radio Shack. Radio Shack been fuckin' US."

We want details!

Not as unfair as asking him to devote his well-earned shillings toward the welfare of those lazy, foolish poors.

THE AV CLUB

POTATO

Oh god, that seatbelt buckle though.

Would that I had a flying crap to give.

I smell a James Bond / Star Wars crossover!

Unbeknownst to Ryan Reader, he was standing in line for a showing of "IT" that was exclusive to those who identify as assclowns.

"Wanna see my Large Hadron Collider?"

Gotta say, I'm a little surprised at the overall reaction to Ren's character in the comments here. As for the idea that he's "just a pathetic emo whiner etc," well yeah, I think that's precisely the point. Abrams & co. created someone who desperately wants to be Evil and Intimidating, and really he's just pathetic and…

I thought he was an inanimate fucking object.

How long before Driver starts to leave packages of dead womprats and dildo-sabers lying around on set for the "benefit" of his poor co-stars?