Technically, most people have 8 fingers and 2 thumbs, but, you know, we like grouping up extremities.

And before you think I'm taking sides, I only have a very limited and frankly passing notion of who Wiz Khalifa is, nor do I care. All I know is Kanye is a colossal, egotistical turd and the sooner he gets a restraining order to stay away from any sort of recording equipment and microphones, the better.

Nope. Pretty sure Kanye is.

Can we all stop giving a turd what that "artist" does? It was funny for a while, now it's just tedious. Can we just stop paying attention to his persona and let him sink into obscurity where he belongs?

Not sure that "What's Up Tiger Lilly?" counts. Pretty sure "Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid" does, though.

Not a single person went for The Beatles - Can't Buy Me Love? I'm disappointed.

Say what you will about Wyoming, but at least it ain't Utah.

John McClane or John McCain?

Fair enough. If you want to get pedantic, he is what the public made him.

Let's be honest here. He is what you made him.