If only they'd made a movie of Histoire d'O.

The Satyricon in our high school Latin class. Somehow the entire class dozed off and ended up talking over the whole movie, but my friend and I were enthralled and entertained.

But that would require, like, critical thinking! Just tell us what to believe and get it over with!

Every other woman JD ever dated was also a blonde with a masculine or androgynous name. It was a funny gag, but although I could buy Elliot pairing off with Sean for good, it made it look like JD never really moved on.

I can guarantee the sandwich won't write a song about you, so there's that.

I love every boob I see
from 30-A to 90-G

One Direction is in this?!?

I have read the book (ok, most of it) and I can assure you, not only he must have read it, but he probably keeps a copy around for reference. There's no other way he could be this specific.
That mental image accounts for about half of the hilarity I get from these Newswires.

To be fair, orgasms are silly.

If you tell the nurse you're an AVC member, you can get the exclusive c-minus-section.

I like to think of it as their middle finger to the executive meddling that mandated the stupid love triangle in season 1.

You guys didn't romance Ai? wtf is wrong with you, etc.

Speaking about kids today, I had no idea what "smh" stood for until recently and I thought it meant "so much hate". I like that it still works in the same context while making everyone sound a lot angrier.

I really hated Evangelion when I saw it as a teen, but after seeing the crap that's come out since then, I've at least gained a lot of respect for it.
After all, I love Revolutionary Girl Utena, so I guess Eva is, like, Utena for boys.

I like her too! I don't like the other characters making her uncomfortable about her boobs because I am also a big-chested tomboy and it sucks when people call attention to it in a morbose way. Also her social link was kind of dumb.

I dunno - I get VERY readily pissed off by anime bullshit and I just taped down the triangle button during the "let's go to the spa!!" and other "funny" scenes.
But it's still one of my favorite games ever by virtue of the plotline and the social links. Those are so much more interesting and better written than the…

Well, someone's booked a place in the next Keyboard Geniuses. :)

Yeah Mystic Force was just the Power Ranger CEO of Kaiju going, "uhh kids are into Harry Potter right? make them wizards or whatever". But the capes were hella classy.

I think there were buttplugs in the book, but the protagonist only looked at them and blushed a lot? I don't think they got used :(

People use that term non ironically? I never saw it before reading this article's comments. I just assumed you guys made it up just now to make fun of them.
Wow.