You poor thing… '90s nostalgia hasn't even truly started.

That's kind of the novel.

Don't worry, the end will go out of its way to let us know that Andrew Garfield retained his virginity because otherwise, fuck it, leave him in Japan.

Counterpoint: Gangs of New York

Juanita's Chips and Veronica's Salsa. Gift from the gods.

I know. It's great!

Agree. Such snide dismissals completely overlook their achievements in date rape.

If its any consolation, he's reportedly hung like a kaiser blade.

He dabbled for a while, but his thing was always lower-brow madcap, slapstick, southern-fried action-comedies, most of which were not very good.

A good double-feature with Semi-Tough: in a different time, Burt Reynolds could have actually had a solid career in screwball comedies.

Nick Nolte is a documentary on head trauma.

You missed your window: you could have pulled mad cholos.

I know its not the right gun, but I'm just picturing a baby yelling "Demarcation!" and cracking myself up with the imaginary scene that follows.

I'm glad you taped your mouth shut on that one.

VP's need to wash they asses! Put a Tic-Tac in you ass… Put a Cert in yo ass… I don't care what you do, you need to WASH YO ASS!

It does raise a question: just how much gay porn is there in Tarantino's private collection?

His asshole's like a bag of leaves that nobody tied up.

While the depth of field of the lens is important (lending filmmakers to shoot their films in long angles with big vistas and landscapes), it's literally all about the size of the frame, which is 75mm wide, which means it has nearly double the detail of the standard 35mm frame (or its digital simulacrum).

“Royals” would never be “Royals” without the finger snaps

He works for the Kansas City Wagon Co.