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Which is technically the expansion of government…

Oh hot damn that would be the greatest shade thrown…I'd go with her just pulling out a Tic Tac box and tossing one in right before she responds to him. Just once. With a knowing half-wink…

Sshhhh…we don't want Republicans to actually know stuff…

Oooh, please elaborate on that!

More war might have helped…I literally have a tattoo of broken guns on my forearm (I'm not a fan of violence…unless it's like the Punisher or Luke Cage, when it's super badass), but ISIS came about largely because of the power vacuum that was created when the US 'left' the region…

One hundred million upvotes

I think that comedians like Colbert and Bee (and Myers and Oliver and Maher etc) have long since given up — there's no way to mine satire out of what's already hilarious (and terrifying). It's still fun to watch them, though!

Again, I've never listened to ICP's music, but from what I've gleaned upon hearing them speak, the one dude (the chunky one without dreadlocks, I think) totally changed his perspective when his daughter was born. I have to give credit to someone who (apparently/allegedly) changed his outlook in response to such an

I think you might be remembering The Men Who Tread on the Tiger's Tail (also a Kurosawa film)

I'll echo what hyperbolic paranoid said (sorry, hp, I'd link to you directly but I suck at internetting) — it's just marketing. It can't be a surprise that intelligent people make money off of the lowest common denominator…

Yup, you nailed it.

Your point is….?

Oh, PS: McD's is behind only Chick-fil-A for per restaurant revenue, as per Forbes. If you prefer the one that won't serve gay people, I guess that's on you.

Yes, my expectations were low…VERY low…but listening to them speak (when they're not doing their schtick) actually gave me a different perspective on them. Perhaps you should try it.

I've never listened to ICP's music, but I've heard them interviewed on several different platforms and they seem like legitimately smart guys. Makes me wonder about the whole make-up/cheap soda thing…

And you're getting these number from which source? I only did a Google search because I'm a retarded non-MBA.

Well thanks for judging me. Here's the research you were too lazy to do yourself:

See, I'm saying that McD's could give a fuck less if their spaghetti or pizza or 'Arch Deluxe' experiments fail because they still make far more money than any other fast food chain on revenue that has nothing to do with food. Meanwhile, every kid on the block wants the new Transformers toy with their Happy Meal and

Fun rant…you miss the key issue: McDonald's makes a majority of its money on rent/real estate. Happy Meals (and the associated royalties) come in at a distant second.

Bruce Campbell was a (probably drunk) blast on @midnight last week…check it out if you can! The man definitely gets +4 on all his charisma rolls.