Leftover association with NAZIs maybe? To quote Dress for Success: "When selling to Jews, do not wear brown. When selling to older Jews, do not wear beige."

Goddamn, Ed Harris is good. I totally forgot I was watching a clip and not the whole movie.

"I mean obviously you have to come in, but you don't have to work. Because women's rights and stuff….but I guess if we need something done you might have to do a little work, but not much because we totally support uh…say could you finish up those TPS reports by 5?"

Dunno about that denying healthcare to the poor thing. On January 17th he promised universal coverage paid for by the government.

Please offer your logical argument for why it is irrational to listen to metal.

At its core, Satanism is just saying that you want to make your own decisions rather than following "God's will" Granted, they should probably come up with a different name for it.

I am shocked that neo nazis would be involved in a musical genre where you try to sound like a demon and sing songs about murder.

I have read multiple issues of Pizza Today.

Well that certainly blew my mind. Is this a post-modern parody, or is it that Millennial sincerity I've been hearing about? The factoids are pretty cool, but don't seem to justify concluding "My whole life has been a lie."

The second one was worth it for this exchange:

I blame the recession which started in 2008 for the backlash against previously acclaimed suburban ennui movies like Garden State and American Beauty. How the wily Wes Anderson escaped is a mystery.

Oh snap, I guess we were the Cardassians all along.

Seeing as they are going to keep making these movies forever, I can pretty much guarantee that whoever it is will not be the actual last Jedi.

Me: Oh hey its that deadpan guy from the 90s who makes all sorts of verbose metaphors.
Dennis Miller: So torture is a good thing and anyone who complains about it is a pussy.
Me:…
Dennis Miller: I've been to Guantanamo Bay, and they've got a really nice soccer field, so that's totally fine.
Me: Hmmm
Dennis Miller:…

If you seek out an Indian/Middle eastern grocery store, you will find big bags of cinnamon sticks for the same price as a tiny bottle in a supermarket. In Asian stores, sesame oil is half the American store price.

Uh so did they blow-dry the dog in between takes or what? Also how come you can hear someone saying repeatedly that the dog doesn't want to go in because it doesn't know that the water is warm? I mean it had been in and out of that water all day, right?

All I directly remember about V for Vendetta is bald Natalie Portman and stupid slow motion knife throwing. That and after leaving the theater it felt like somebody had been repeatedly slapping me while shouting "The government did 9/11!"

In the US I'd say the big three are Chinese, Italian and Mexican. Most cities of 50,000+ people have an Indian restaurant or two but they tend to be more upscale, cloth napkin type places.

I'm not sure its a good idea to give a middle schooler boatloads of social approval for starting fires…

That was my first semester of college. I'm pretty sure I heard someone say it every single day. At night the hallways of the dorm would echo with "I'm Rick James, bitch!" followed by laughter.