*narrows eyes like Fry from Futurama*

*@disqus_hbOv1r934s:disqus gets arrested, put in quarantine*

Stay out of my territory.

Speaking of self-aware, it can be two things.

Have Derek Jeter killed.

Spike Lee just tweeted everyone named Corey's home address.

*Axl Rose reads this, tries to prove he can still sing*

This is no time for masturbation, Senor.

Say what you will about this gimmick, at least it's consistent. Consistently hair-pulling, but consistent nonetheless.

So, this you snark about, but "Straight Outta Gotham" gets labeled a "great job, Internet"?

This is very confusing, but no, I'm not a lesbian. Or a woman.

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HAYLEY ATWELL FOREVER AND EVER

Son of a Gun is great. Incesticide is full of underrated little gems.

You can do this. I trust you to do so, so keep up and be strong for us.

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"'SHIT OR GET OFF THE POT' IS A MOTHERFAHKIN' FIGAH OF SPEECH, QUEEAH!"
"YEAH?! WELL THIS AIN'T THE MOST REPELLENT SHIT I'VE SEEN IN A CONCEAHT EVAH! I WENT TO SEE NICKELBAHK!!"

Oh, you scheming little devil, Chavez. That headline was a masterful bit of trolling (no, Oswalt hasn't tweeted anything about it. yet). We've been waiting months and months for the next manipulative headline that destroyed A.V. Clubbers' emotions about beloved cancelled shows, and we might have expected Barsanti, or…

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