Now I have a better understanding of why Theodore Thompson got arrested for indecent exposure a week ago…

From Wiseau's notes on the making of the video:

This seems as good a place as any to let you know that when I replied to a comment you made by saying "maybe it's because you relate to the sausage part", I wasn't calling you a dick, I was actually commenting on the fact that your avatar looks like a penis. No grudges, I hope, but it really does look like a penis.…

Someone's about to get sued.

- The Entire A.V. Club, who then collectively burp more when actually hearing this news

[nods sadly] Always with the goddamn veggie bacon…

OK. All done now. Get back to your seats. And no fondling that thing! Uh, Dikachu's nose, I'm sorry.

I would also like to express my fondness for this particular, er, happy birthday of yours.

I was making a new batch,alright?! Jesse and his damn keys in the ignition!

Shuffle Thread

[film:] "YOAH OFF YOAH CASE, QUEEAH!"
"What does that mean, exactly?"
"IT MEANS HE CUHSES, YELLS AND CALLS YOU QUEEAH IN A HILARIOUS AND MUCH PARAHDIED ACCENT, QUEEAH!"
"Dad, sit down."

I don't know what you've got planned for tonight, @Velocirapstar:disqus, but count me out!

[gives @Eat_Up_Martha:disqus an approving stone-cold gaze]

Jai Courtney stands brooding for some reason

"What's in the baskeeeeeeeet?!?!"

I think that criticism is a bit too dismissive of season 1. Sure, the acting stood out, but there simply wouldn't be actors without the scripts, and they were pretty damn powerful most of the time. Sure, there were weaknesses here and there, and McConaughey and Harrelson elevated the material, but it was still an…

American Horror Story elicits the same reaction, except it's more of "No no no AHS season 5 no no no hnnnnghhhhhhhh" *has a stroke*

- Shia LaBeouf

I'm seeing double here. FOUR court fines!

Did you know there's actually a new account called @Simpsons Quote Generator?