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Every time, "bed goes up, bed goes down".

I also heard that there you get silently assassinated through a needle on the orders of a meth mogul, carried out by his most loyal henchman when you step on someone's territory. You know who's.

It might sound like hyperbole, but it's completely justified in this case, in my opinion. The episode is legendary.

I hope you will continue to report your progress here or on any other article. Reading/watching other people discover the show is one of the biggest joys in pop culture, ever.

"I hear that's a great one."

"Yeah, come back when you bring the 2.1 version that doesn't jam!"

It is widely known that in battles Captain Kirk Cameron always hits his enemies from the rear.

"He's not a war hero. Heroes don't get butt-hurt."

I'm actually pretty OK with this. Until they pull their heads out of their asses and start aiming higher than "generic box office cash grab with well-known star from previous franchise" and try to do a good film, period, I'll say "hasta la vista, baby".

"OK, let's search the Disqus/A.V. Club stock ticker for "possible sex offenders"…
[computer reports: 19837 matches found]

"We found pretzels on Mr. Cosby at the time of the arrest."
"Pretzels?"
"Yes. We were confused by this as well, until we realized this was a devious tactic, and were told the last sentence uttered by the victim before getting drugged by Cosby."

Community grade: "F" too, for "Fucking ridiculous".

I know I’m supposed to feel some swell of pride or at least
amusement when Ian Ziering grins up at the impaled shark and breathes,
“God bless America,” but the neo-con fantasy of it all is too
distracting. Sharknado and Sharknado 2 were many things, often all at once, but they were never this blatantly manipulative.

George: "So, here's the thing. I bought some stuff from a garage auction the other day for 40 bucks which contained an autographed photo of Bill Cosby autographed by him and a few old newspapers. Now, I don't want the photo, so I went to several stores and now because the man is a serial rapist with over 30 women…

Don't mind if I do!

Q: "Knock kno-"
A: "I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!"

"Can't sleep. Clowns'll fuck up my country."

Man, that Vangelis soundtrack is so great.