Needs more Cowell

It is a nice collection you've got there. It would be a shame if… we gave Spike Lee your namesake's home address…

Some brilliant shows will just keep getting snubbed, no matter how deserving they are. Whether it is Rectify, because of its slow pace and meditative nature, or Hannibal for its extreme gore and heavy subject matter, it's sad but frequently true that, for several factors, a good chunk of the best shows (The Wire, The…

Edited, and a hearty thanks for the metal knowledge. Ace of Spades:

I have no ill will towards shows like House of Cards and Downton Abbey (or their cast, such as Jim Carter, who got nominated for existing again), but it will remain mystifying why they keep taking up slots that could go to far better shows and performances like The Americans, Justified, Rectify, Parks And Recreation,…

Spike Lee also angrily tweeted Jeff Daniels' home address, inadvertently also wondering how the fuck he keeps getting nominated every year.

Spike Lee just angrily tweeted his own and Motorhead* singer Lemmy's home address.

I said that because you could have caught the reference in a recap or unrelated article. I believe you though, so chalk my menacing comment up to simply having seen one too many TV fans who refused to watch the show because "No one will shut up about it, so I won't watch it out of spite".

You can raid [their] closet

Most literally:

*@alisterfuzzwater:disqus is banned*

That's not how "Simon Says" works.

$5?

Fox News Headline:

Well, her father is Ross Geller himself, so, I'm guessing it's because he'd eat her afterwards.

Robert Kardashian: "Gotta go, my damn buttocks kids are listening."

Why does Khloe, the biggest of the Kardashians, not simply eat the other sisters?

Burns: "You stupid monkey! Have Annie's Globes killed."
Smithers: "But sir, it's Annie's Boo-"
Burns: "DO AS I SAY."

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That was the joke, joke