Hey, he certainly didn't intend to learn English in GTA San Andreas. What the cock-a-doodle fuck?

Accidentally? Incidentally? Accidentally.

What are you going to do, watch something else? It's summer: there is nothing else!

So, on a scale of one to Betty Ford, how drunk was Sonia when she gave this a B+?

The AV Club:
They live in a seeming paradise all while eating tubby toast and tubby paste that are all too obviously made of their fallen brethren.

THE BIG ISSUE
Why the Teletubbies are evil. The shocking truth by Bret Easton Ellis. From Gear Jan/Feb 1999.

Zombies always stood for the mind-numbing robotic-work lifestyle that constantly threatens to take over every aspect of our societies, wiping away all traces of self-expression and creativity. By stretching this piece of crap to 12 years, during which nothing happens to this bunch of idiots other than mind-numbing…

Castle Black is defenseless from the South by design. It's been discussed before. The enemy is supposed to be North of the giant wall.

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". . . desperate child-star agent"

Actually, Ramrod says it's called résumé.

Dude (Your Space Holiness), if I had it ready to go I think I would have had the chance to use it a long time ago, considering there's a Thursday every week.

Except that, even back in December, all those shows sucked balls. Community and Parks&Rec, the only arguably not-terrible Thursday shows, only started their run later. That leaves Elementary, Parenthood and a bunch of also-rans. So that's a total of four not-terrible shows in an entire year. Mystery unsolved!

"[O]n Thursdays . . . there are too many good TV shows."

Tell me again how Thursdays are the best TV night of the week, because I still don't get it.

Is it the half with Robocop in it trying to boost Robocop DVD and Blu-ray sales?

Even so, you don't go around saying that urinals are pieces of art just because of Duchamp's Fountain.

I hate conversation.

Take-home message: Todd thinks that podcasts, of all things, are art.

Because it's been established that this has to be the darkest superhero film ever and it's always darkest before the dawn.