Everybody says you are a douche. Congrats.

Yeah, great. Then we'd have to deal with your wonderful wisdom because you read the fucking book.

What the fuck is going on? Recaps for episodes 3-5, but not the first 2? This shit is fucking maddening. I really rely on recaps from the AVClub, and in the past year you motherfuckers are tickling my ass with a feather. The Expanse, Casual, Girlfriends Guide. I could go on. The fuck?

That makes good sense, SH!

That's what I thought, but what the fuck is the FBI guy talking about surveillance tape from the van?

Is it a foregone conclusion that Sekou was a suicide bomber? Couldn't have the guy across the street put the bomb in his van? I need help here.

Sous vide for potatoes? Please.

You can actually vacuum the air out with your lungs pretty easily. I do this all the time.

We have more than a handful of immersion baths in my lab. I think it's funny that now they are being used as sous vide machines. I don't need another device in my kitchen, but my daughter has one, and she makes kick ass food in it.

My daughter has a sous vide bath and she makes some unbelievable food in it. I taught the women to cook some gourmet shit, and now she blows me out of the water.

Twin Peaks is a full on, bare ass strip club.

You're a fake account, right?

What, exactly, is the problem?

I can't be the only person that thinks you are full of shit.

Yeah, that completely threw me off on Monday. I am still watching this show but it's on a short leash.

Watch Atlanta. Everyone was black, and it was spectacular.

That reminds me how fucking fantastic Atlanta was. I need season 2 immediately!

Is this a joke about his rather large nose?

That is funny, and a nice turn of phrase!

I enjoyed this show quite a bit. It's a bit of a trifle, but I find it kind of sweet. 25-30 minute shows are fun to binge.