Because it's really easy to read this after you watch the finale.

You're welcome. I just watched the finale-it's so worth it. I'm really glad you are into it.

Arby's has curly fries

Talk about gilding the lily….

Turkey bacon is a fucking travesty to humanity. It is not bacon.

Son, that is NOT a grilled cheese, that is a grilled Ham and cheese. They aren't the same.

Raw onion on a grilled cheese is not uncommon.

your Spartan existence

That's hilarious. I'm impressed by you Spartan existence.

or just scallions?

You are almost making crustless quiche with all that bullshit. The simplicity of a scrambled egg with proper salt, pepper and cream, with buttered good Italian bread, is enchanting.

Salt pepper, and heavy cream, beaten in raw. Medium low heat. This isn't rocket science

That is utter bullshit-heavy cream.

People are insane if they don't add salt, pepper, and heavy cream. There is no substitute.

That sounds really stupid if that's true.

I couldn't agree more with you.

Seems like a good reason to find a recapper somewhere else. This season was a B- at best. The reviewer was right about his criticisms. I wanted it to be better but it wasn't.

It is frightening that you people give a flying fuck about exactly how long the fucking episode is.

This bullshit is no fun at all for me.

This motherfucker disqualified himself to judge a turkey, with his preamble, "I cook chicken for Thanksgiving". Jesus Christ Kevin, I'm not surprised you think Popeyes turkey is better than anything I'm roasting, because you've never had what I'm roasting.