Why are you people so fucking stupid?

Please eat shit and die, you stupid millennial. Your cock is overblown.

Then miss out on perfection. Go ahead, dummy.

You are so stupid.

You are dum.

Krystal is the fucking best: "she is at best a 7 on a good day, and I'm a 10"

Cal is Daario on Game of Thrones.

That's what I thought.

That would be John Hein, of the Howard Stern Show.

It was worth it just to have Helena cut that tail off.

That guy is the best. I am Jonesing for more episodes.

I have enjoyed this show quite a bit. Glad to hear there will be a season 3.

You die without modern surgery with abdominal wounds like that. But what the fuck, it's a fantasy.

Fruit is nothing but a sugar delivery device. I'm not even kidding.

I am a depraved individual, but I have heard the term "choke for coke". This show is a blessing.

I am sooooo stupid. I haven't watched last nights episode (I always watch on demand-I can't stay up that late), and I thought I was reading last weeks episode. Shit. To clarify, last weeks episode she had sex with him, not knowing he was Dracula, right? Thanks. I never thought this show would work, but man, is it…

I have a stupid question-Vanessa knows that Dr. Sweet is Dracula?

Y'all are fucking puppies!
-60 year old man

I can't get anybody to watch. I turned our whole lab onto Breaking Bad but I can't get anybody to watch this. I don't get it.

The spoiling is up at the top of the article!