Seth Meyers says he's responsible, as well…

So what you're saying is that this movie is going to be a real dog?

You just change "car park" to "dog park" and you're all set!

And we saw Martha, too, recently, so I guess I shouldn't lose hope! ;)

HA, I spend a lot of time looking for her clothes online.

I assume Clyde is with Flipper from Mr Robot…never to be seen or heard from again. :-(

No, the only three men I find attractive are Snoop Dogg, Bob Barker and David Brenner.

Hosting SNL May 6th. 830pm for me!

I want to do things with Chris Pine's huge forehead that haven't even been invented yet!

I hope you honor his legacy by wearing no underwear under your kilt.

It's at Redbox…my mom was trying to tell me about a movie she rented with "that cute guy I like."

Here's their other spokesman, Col. Fuckface:

His vocab is that of a seventh grader, and the Japanese can barely translate his nonsense…

Just wait until Idris becomes Bond…

HA!

Forgive me, as I'm a bit confused about the dress code for the rally…does one wear the red MAGA hat alone, or just put it over the white hood?

Happy 420, Tower Records! I celebrated at 420p & hoped it wouldn't be the last time I can legally do that lest Sessions fucks it all up for everyone!

No mystery there…Sarah, Ted and Bob talked about their very favorite thing to do, killing things, while Trump played on his phone.

I think you mean, "Don't let the door grab you by the pussy on the way out."

*Esteemed Character Actress Margo Martindale