You forgot how the black boogeyman, BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA, took away everybody's right to say "Merry Christmas!"

snitches get riches

But Crazypants is POTUS now…

Saw a guy wearing this @ a Spring Training game yesterday:

You clearly don't work for Trump…you spelled "unpresidented" wrong.

"Because I know words, I have the best words…"

Orange Julius Caesar's children & families are going to Aspen this weekend, and 100 Secret Service agents will accompany them.

HA! So true…and you know he thinks her Notorious RBG is real, too! ;-)

Because the wonderful cable news channel he watches 24/7 has painted her as an Obama ally…

Hate to break it to you, but it's more than just one generation. :(

A study says he speaks @ a 7th grade level, & that his BS is too nonsensical for the Japanese. LOL

She doesn't live with him!

You forgot KFC and taco bowls…

Last weekend I was in a Whataburger, and a disgruntled employee came in, picked up his last check, and got completely naked before saying, "Fuck y'all," and walking out.

Her imdb page says 6 eps of The Americans…

The only thing I read on another site was that she goes fly-fishing with Stan. ;)

We have MMJ here in AZ! ;-)

Except for us in AZ…

It'll be on at 930 in MST, except for us in AZ…we'll see it at 830 because we don't go on DST. :)

Don't know why he never hosted before, but once he became Fallon's competition, he forfeited ever hosting SNL…