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    Bob
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    Frank knows himself too well. He even highlights the obvious just before the reaper knocks on his door - "self interest".

    Right but Aliens could have led to something more and instead everything anti-climaxes into Alien 3 leaving no room to expand on it's universe and the origins of the aliens. Sure you could argue that this was Ripley's curse and that it made sense everything died around her except the xenomorph or whatever but

    You sure it's tall enough to climb?

    It was total unadulterated horse dung. The lead was fascinatingly terrible and frankly was as annoying as Chappie and that fucking shit South African punk/rock/whatever-they-are band. Hugh Jackman and Sigourney Weaver did not deserve to be in that movie.

    It's all wishful thinking - none of them can take on this project especially Fincher. Blomkamp has not got a very good track record, clearly, and I'm seriously hoping his passion for the Alien franchise will make him spark. Otherwise he may as well just piss off. Frankly.

    Um…because they're all naked underneath?

    I just read all that in the Jeff Goldblum voice.

    Indepension Day

    Will there be a minigame to digest it into little giblets?

    He can definitely act psychotic.

    All thanks to Mr and Mrs Smith.

    Brad Pitt has smelly armpitts? *cough*

    Rice

    The Fifth Triad

    Technically "Rising Sun" is associated with the Japanese.

    The US counters by appointing Adam Taylor Elizabeth Johnson Olsen its tourism ambassador.

    For once can it be an American impersonating a British. How about Chris Pr - what's his name?

    That is one big pile of bull shit.

    He looks significantly in better shape than most men at his age.
    Look at those biceps!

    CONSIDER IT WAXED