Haha, it does have a sort of noble-dopey charm, like a fifth grader's book report.

I kinda hope you're being sarcastic.

Absolutely yes. But alternatively, the most enjoyment I get out of it is when I watch it not caring about larger plots at all, and think of it as a series of fascinating (if incredibly poorly written in the dialogue department) short stories set in a zombie-apocalypse world. Granted, this version works much better…

No Michael Bay is the Michael Bay for kids.

I can't really say I liked it, but I'm weirdly fascinated by its existence, and that's better than what a lot of blockbusters give me right now.

That's the correct response to this film.

Chappie is undoubtedly bad, but in a kind of fascinating trainwreck way. That he managed to smuggle something that weird and incoherent into what's basically Robocop is baffling and vaguely impressive.

2 Mary 2 Poppins

"Say my name."

Cold, dead, EVEN hands.

Well, maybe I overstated it. He defied his brute of a father who he was terrified of though, so that has to count for something. Any which way, it was rather clumsily written, which was my initial point.

On the opposite side from where you bury the winners of the reality show Survivor.

The hammer is … No, you know what guys? It can be two things.

Bro, do you even Thrones?

Yeah that seemed like a weirdly unmotivated decision. Smacks of writerly convenience. They had to arrange for a convincing momentary separation of Gilly and Sam so Sam could reject that idea and have his hero moment.

Still…

The Arya thing! It's been since last season since we had any real progress on her plot, so it's about time!

Yeah, she definitely short-term won. My money would be on her having a pretty solid long-term plan as well. But it should be interesting to see how she meshes or clashes with the High Sparrow.

Haha! That also struck me as a weirdly meta moment. It fits rather nicely that way, doesn't it? And Clarke, like the Bravosi actress, is a brunette in a blond wig.

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