The commentariat should do its own comedy fest. A lot of funny people here. I have no further thoughts or organizational energy, just sayin'.

Honestly this largely just looks unpleasant. The start hooked me in with the police-horror angle and some trippy imagery, but I think they lost me at the (implied) eye-stabbing. Sometimes nastiness is just nastiness.

Baby finger in face sounds like recipe for eye poked out if not careful.

In Societ Russia, space station is too yuge to be you.

Wait, when you're President Russia … who will be begging us to what now?

It's a space station.

Oh, well in that case I change my answer to Audrey Hepburn or Lauren Bacall.

Natalie Portman or Aubrey Plaza. We can imagine they have better agents, right?

Turns out Ignatiy is not out of Fs to give!

Oh, what an F! What a glorious F!

An F! A fine F!

An honest-to-badness F! Fun.

Possibly, but it's much saner than the one and much more poorly written than the other, so be prepared for dissapointment. It's a show that should be much more fun than it is.

Fastest keyboard in the West!

You had me at "Soderbergh … Western."

"Do his Zack Snyder thing…"?? Ew. We don't want to know.

Jessica Biel is underrated.

As a fan of Stephen King, Idris Elba, and Matthew McConaughey, and recently of Abbey Lee (being contractually obliged to like everything associated with Fury Road), I approve wholeheartedly!

Huh. I know very little about comics, and, when leafing through random ones at the library, decide almost entirely based on the art, and I really like the art on this.

Revenant: Never have I seen so much splendid filmmaking craft dedicated to telling so little actual story.